Historia de Naruto.....

Adventures of Naruto..

Starring....

Pablo
Lee

Shino

Kiba

Akamaru
Naruto
Sasuke
Sakura
Ino
Kakashi
Gai-Sensei
Jiraiya
Neji
Tenten
Chouji
Tsunade



Episode 1
Lee's feelings and....song!?
In this adventure,we follow our great heroes in their normal daily training....
Kakashi:Naruto!Where the hell are you!?
Naruto:Sorry sensei,but I fell asleep...and when I woke up,I couldn't find my clothes......I think that someone,after the party last night,sneaked in and took away my clothes while I was asleep!
Sasuke:Hahahahahahaha!!!!I don't believe it.......they did that to you??And I thought you were a dumb all along...............now you are an idiot!!!!
Sakura:(Sigh)Sasuke,please,stop bothering him.
Naruto:Thank you Sakura-chan,I thought that you were going to be in Sasuke's side......because you like him sooooooo much.....
Sakura:Whaaaaaat!!!You....you...you are going to paaay for this!!!
Naruto:No,Sakura,please.no!!!
Kung-pow!
Thud!
..............................................
5 minutes later....
Naruto:Ugh...
Pablo:Naruto!You OK?Man,you look worse than a drunk!
Naruto:It was Sakura...........she..........she kicked my ass......ouch.
Pablo:That gotta hurt a lot!
Naruto:Yeah...
Pablo:Hey man......have you seen her?Well she is pretty upset......and she went to her friend,Lee.Hihihihi.....hahahahaha!
Naruto:What is so funny?
Pablo:I still remember that you and Sakura were drunk,that you were making out in the middle of the party!And Jiraiya recorded all that!
Naruto:Still,she was a good kisser.
Pablo:.......................well then,I'm off........I got a Special Training with Ino and Gai so I want to see what I am going to do in my training.
Meanwhile..................................
Sakura:And you know what he said!?
Lee:Uhuh......
Sakura:He said that I liked Sasuke!
Lee:But.........
Sakura:What?
Lee:I've got to say something....
Sakura:Tell me.......(Drama and romantic scene)
(Soft song with guitar)
Lee:Baby..............I've know I hurt you............I know that you feel that you can never love again...........and all I have,is a chance to prove that I love you..........
Sakura:Oh,Lee.........
(Barney'song)
Lee:I love you,you love me,we're a happy familiy,with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.why'd you say you love me too............
Sakura:What!Aaaaaaagh!
Lee:I knew she would like it.....
Meanwhile,in the little restaurant....
Gai:Hey,Jiraiya,wanna check out my new song?
Jiraiya:No,Im looking at my magazine"Hot Ninjas"...
Gai:Sigh..........nobody wants to check out my new song
Sakura:Aaaaagh!I can't get that song out of my head!
Gai:Hey,Sakura listen to this.
(piano intro)
Gai:I'm not wearing underwear today.No I'm not wearing underwear today.Much about what others say,much about my underwear,steal another,I've gotta say...........that I'm not wearing underwear todaaayyyy.(Few applause)
Sakura:Get a job!
Gai:Thank you!
Meanwhile,at the general class...
Kakashi:Ok,class let's start the heavy training.Each one,grab a partner.Sakura with Ino,Neji with Jiraiya,Lee with Pablo,Sasuke with Naruto and Guy with me.Alright,each one of you will spar with your partner but,only practice self-deffense techniques and close quarters combat.Begin!
1 hour later....................
Pablo:I can't take it....
Lee:Me either.
Naruto:I wanna eat my soup......
Kakashi:Pant*pant*class.............is.......finished........let's eat........
At the "Ninjas house"
(Just in case,for protection,everyone live in this house except the bad guys of course and everyone has a room for each one and has a living room,a games room,a dojo,a soccer field and much more such as pools,jacuzzis,a study room a kitchen,a gym,and lots of well-earned cash,a roof,and it has like 18 rooms more or less and like 10 floors more or less.....dosen't sound like a house isn't it??)
(Bell ringing)
Naruto:Time to eat!
Everyone:Mmmmmm...
Naruto:I did the dinner so enjoy!
Lee:What is it?
Naruto:It is the "naruto" noodle soup,with a plate of rice and meat and for the last it is a secret cake........
Lee:It is good...
Sakura:Everything is good........even the cake!It has a sweet flavor.
Kakashi:The cake is made from what,Naruto?
Naruto:From vainilla,manjar,and a little of liquor....
Lee:Say what!!
Naruto:Liquor!What?You are not allergic to that.do ya??
Lee:No,but,hic*,it puts me very drunk,hic*,woman,hic*,I mean man,hic*.Heyyyy,the table is moooving.It is spinning around and round like the merry go round,hic*.
Pablo:Uhhhh.......no more cake thank you...
Naruto:You have to eat it.......you don't want to see me with kyubi chakra do ya?
Pablo:.....................No.
Naruto:Eat it........now.
Pablo:Gulp*ok.....
5 minutes later.
Pablo:Man,I am reeeeaaally drunk,hic*
Lee:Me too,but I've got company,hic*,uh oh.Here she comes.
Sakura:Lee!!I am gonna get you no matter what.You spanked my booty!!!
Pablo:Hey,dude what's up?Hic*
To be continued.........