Adventures of Naruto....
Starring....
Naruto
Pablo
Lee
Mark
Neji
Shino
Shikamaru
Chouji
Kiba
Hinata
Ino
Sakura
Tenten
Kakashi
Jiraiya
Iruka
Gai
Anko
Kurenai
Tsunade
Gaara
Temari
Kankuro
Sasuke
Orochimaru
Zabuza
Kabuto
Episode 10
Those fucking speakers!
We remember those pervs............I mean,the teachers Kakashi and Jiraiya doing the"contest"to Anko and Tsunade but nobody won......................after that contest,Jiraiya went to Pablo's room to make a hole in the room..........why he didn't do it to the safe?Well,the safe is made from iron,so he can't make a hole to the safe...............
Jiraiya:At last!I am gonna use those speakers for my videos!......................Well,I'll have to remain hidden until he comes...............what time is it?............4:30 pm................the training finishes at 5 o'clock..............this will take a while...................
After 30 minutes,at the dojo...............
Pablo:Whew!That was exhausting!
Mark:You tell me,those kicks of Gai are really hard to make!
Gai:Ok,young people!!That was a great workout!Give yourself a rest and tomorrow we will start training again!
Mark:Hey,Pablo!What are you going to do now?Wanna play soccer?
Pablo:Nah,I'll just go to my room and rest............I am really tired........
Tenten:Hey,Mark,how about if we.........uhhhhh...........you know........hang out together somewhere?
Mark:Sure,where do you wanna go?
Tenten:I was thinking.....to go to the jacuzzi.....
Mark:............................Ok,let's go then........
Tenten:Just one thing..............we will be only the both of us.........alone......that's why I brought my best pink bikini.............
Mark:Ohhh..............I see your point...............ehhh Pablo!Could you bring me my"secret"water,please?
Pablo:What"secret water"?
Mark:C'mere!.................The secret water is actually a bottle of sake with low alcohol whisky...................is for"special occasions".........
Pablo:Ohhhh...............I get it..................so this is...........ok I'll bring it to you now the secret water........................here,take it and have fun with Tenten.............
Mark:Thanks,and good luck with your date!
Pablo:What date?
Mark:You know..............
Pablo:With who?
Mark:Don't play dumb with me.......you know the person who are you going out for a date........
Pablo:Huh?Who?
Mark:Ino,you dumbass!
Pablo:What!?I haven't asked her out yet!.................Or I did?
Mark:I don't know man but I heard that she is heading to your room,to meet you there...........later!
Pablo:Later!..............Well,that's weird,I haven't asked her out yet.....................or I did?Either way,I will have her in my room.................but who told her that I wanted her in my room?
After the training,Pablo was really confused about if he had asked Ino out or not,either way,he was going to find out in his room...............he went to his room and took a shower before he meets Ino...............
Pablo:That was a great,hot shower!..........Well,I better dress up and play Guitar Hero II with the guitar controller before Ino comes................which song will I play?Maybe"Six"from the band"All that remains"...................
(Note from the authors:We really like videogames and this stories of Naruto,so we have"fusioned"anime with more anime and videogames throughout the episodes of Naruto.........also that we like rock music and others.......we hope that you can recognize them all throughout all the episodes........)
After 10 minutes.....
Knock*knock*
Pablo:Who is it?
Ino:It's me!
Pablo:Hang on a second!................Ok,I have the PS2,the t.v.,the computer.................almost forgot............
Pablo opened the safe and he leaved it that way.....
Pablo:Just in case we wanna listen to some music,the speakers are in the safe and my ipod too.................Ok,you can come in,Ino!
Door opens*
Door closes*
Ino:Hi Pablo,how are you?
Pablo:Fine and you?
Ino:Fine............
And those two began talking and talking of many things,and while they were talking,Jiraiya stealed the speakers and he went to his room.............meanwhile,Pablo and Ino were talking a little more................ehhhh........you know........spicy.......
Pablo:I always thought that you were pretty in your personality and also in your dangerous curves,you know?
Ino:I thought the same for you........................and also that you saved my life twice,first at the forest and then against the teachers.......................you are always thinking about the others instead of yourself...................
Pablo:You know...............I never thanked you when I first came here,you were the one who showed me the place............
Ino:There is no need to thank me................
Pablo:....................Ino-chan................you know that,for me,you are the most beautiful in this house..............and in the world........
Ino:You are so sweet............................
Pablo:Ino-chan...................I like you........you know?
Ino:Really?........................I like you,too.............
Pablo:..............Ino-chan........ehhh.....will you be my girlfriend?
Ino:........Yes!.............I was hoping that you were going to ask me that!
Pablo:You did?
Ino:Yes,sweetie.
Pablo:Ehhhh........Ino?
Ino:Yes?
Pablo:Who told you that I wanted you here?
Ino:What?You didn't want me to be here?
Pablo:No is not that........
Ino:It was Jiraiya who told me about our date.........
Pablo:!!!!!Jiraiya!?
Ino:Yeah,he told me that YOU wanted the date to be in your room......
Pablo's mind:Hold up a second!That means..............oh shit!My speakers!They are gone!
Ino:What are you looking for,sweetie?
Pablo:My speakers!They are gone!
Ino:I'll help you find them,ok?
Pablo:Ok,but first,let's visit Jiraiya and"ask"him if he has seen my speakers....
Ino:Whatever you say...........
And so,Pablo and Ino went to look for Jiraiya to ask him about the speakers...........but,Jiraiya was looking one of his videos,again...................
Jiraiya:Ohhh yeah!This new videos and these speakers are really great!
Knock*knock*knock*
Pablo:Jiraiya!It's me,Pablo!Open up,I need to speak to you!
Door opens*
Pablo:Ino,I'll be back in a second ok?
Ino:Ok,I'll be outside.........
Door closes*
Pablo:Jiraiya,I want to tell you two things.............first,thank you for the extra help with Ino......................and second,I know that you have my speakers,so give them back to me,please.....
Jiraiya:Awww come on,I'm having fun with those!
Pablo:Doing what?Looking porn?
Jiraiya:Ehhhh............that is not of your bussiness!
Pablo:Yeah,sure.............now,will you please give them back to me?
Jiraiya:Ok,ok,but first,I have to prove that with these speakers I can tear a girl's outfit off.....
Door opens*
Ino:Pablo,are you done yet?I wanna go to the jacuzzi.........
Jiraiya:Just in time,Ino.You are about to be tested by me!
Ino:What kind of test?
Pablo:Jiraiya,don't........
Jiraiya:Stay still.............1,2,3!
Unfortunately,Jiraiya turned on the speakers in maximum volume and the sound of the speakers made Ino's clothes to come off and.........that leaved her naked............and......
Jiraiya:I knew it would work!Ino,despite your youth you are sexy.......
Ino:Pablo,I didn't thought that you wanted to see me naked,but if you want,I'm all yours...........
Jiraiya and Pablo stared at Ino with their mouth opened,like saying"wow!",but when Pablo looked Jiraiya........
Pablo:You.......you.......
Jiraiya:Oh,oh......
Pablo:Fucking cocksucker!
Pablo was really upset that he punched Jiraiya in his face so hard that he sent him to the floor.......
Jiraiya:Ouch........
Pablo:Ino put some clothes,will ya?
Ino:What?You don't like my body?
Pablo:It's not that,It is the fact that Jiraiya saw you naked and he stealed my speakers......
Ino:Ok,then.......I'll put my clothes on...........
Pablo:Oh,and,about the jacuzzi,I have one in my room,in my bathroom......
Ino:Great!Now we can have a wild night there!Let's go!Last who gets there will do the laundry!
Pablo:Hey,hold up!See ya,Jiraiya!
Pablo and Ino went to their room to have a wild night at their private jacuzzi..............Jiraiya was a little sad because he was going to use those speakers to see porn with Tsunade and maybe do something else with her.........meanwhile.........at the teachers lounge..........
Kakashi:Well,I think that these guys are ready for a quiz..........like for being chunnin or whatsoever..........
Gai:But,not all of them are fully healed about that last battle they had.........
Tsunade:Don't worry,I'll heal them up for the quiz.......
Anko:But,Kakashi,what about Pablo?He is not in a group,you know.................at least Mark is in your group but Pablo trains alone..........
Iruka:Yeah,but he is always friendly to all of the students and the teachers...........
Kakashi:Hmmm........he is agressive in battle but friendly at people..........
Jiraiya:He oftens eat ramen with me.............sometimes.......
Gai:He is the power of the youth!And Lee,too........
Anko:He likes to be with everyone,but,someone is always with him...............
Gai:Who?
Anko:Ino............
Asuma:What!?
Anko:Oh,hi,Asuma..................I was saying that your student Ino is always with Pablo in the classes seated next to him,in the trainings,in the games room,in the dojo,well,she is everywhere with him.........
Gai:You know what?My Lee is hanging out with Sakura,and Tenten hangs out with Mark..............
Kakashi:That's weird.............Naruto hangs out with Hinata all the time..........
Jiraiya:Don't tell me that you don't know what is going on......
Kakashi:I don't know...............tell us......
Jiraiya:All these guys are in love with each other!All those guys are couples!Lee with Sakura,Pablo with Ino,Tenten with Mark and Naruto with Hinata!
All except Jiraiya:What!?Oh my God!
Jiraiya's mind:Jesus,these guys are as blind as a bat.........
Kakashi:Why we didn't notice that before?
Jiraiya:Well,don't ask me that.............
Door opens*
Pablo:Sorry for interrupting,but you have to come now.........
Ino:It is an emergency!Something very bad happened near our house!Come to the general lounge at the 2nd floor!
Pablo:Hold up!Ino-chan!Shit,she went off.........
Suddenly,all the teachers were looking Pablo..........
Pablo:What?I have kisses of lipstick on my face?
All the teachers:Yeah!What were you doing with Ino?
Pablo:Ehhhh......look at the time!I have to be at the general lounge now.......
It was 8:30 pm. and none of the teachers knew what was going on...............at the lounge.........
Kiba:This is horrible........
Pablo:Is it on chanel 5?
Kiba:No,I am seeing a puppy novel.......
Pablo:Change to chanel 5!This is something serious!
Kiba:Ok,ok!Jeez..........
Kakashi:What is the emergency?
Ino:Come here and look at the t.v.
Tv:In the news today,Oliver Atom and the Newbie are the champions of their league,the team of Steve Hyuga couldn't surpass Oliver and his team including Benji Price and others.......
Chouji:I knew it!Mark,give me my 20 bucks!
Mark:Fucking Steve Hyuga..........
Gai:That was it?
Pablo:No,listen......
Tv:And we have bad news today......the Academy of Ninjas near the restaurant of the Ichiraku at the village of the Konoha has been attacked by unknown ninjas and leaved a trail of blood and murder............near 70 genins were killed along with kids............10 jounins were killed also.............
Kakashi:Jesus Christ!
Jiraiya:God........
Anko:Those ARE bad news.........
Ino:Even kids are dead.........what kind of monsters would have done that?
Mark:Orochimaru and his gang................the ninjas of the Sand village and the ninjas of the Sound village.......
To be continued......
