lunes, 30 de abril de 2007

Historia de Naruto 7


Adventures of Naruto..

Starring...

Lee

Pablo

Naruto

Shino

Sasuke

Sakura

Ino

Anko

Kurenai

Kakashi

Shikamaru

Hinata

Kiba

Jiraiya

Gaara

Orochimaru

Temari

Kankuro

Iruka

Chouji

Zabuza

Gai

Neji

Tenten

Mark

Itachi

Episode 7

Armageddon part 2

We remember the fight that was happening not long ago,all the teachers are beggining to turn into bloodthirsty persons that want to kill their own students.........Kakashi was giving a rough battle to Mark and Sakura...........

Kakashi:Where is all that training?Huh?Where is it!!

Kakashi was beating Sakura and Mark at the same time and he was preparing the final blow................

Kakashi:This is it!Oooooogh!Lightning Edge!

Sakura:Aaaaaaaaa!

Mark:Sakura!!!.................Kakashi-sensei,I'll have to use my secret technique..............Zapphire clon jutsu!

At the moment that he yelled that,blue clones were attacking instantly Kakashi,like a combo in line,and when he finshed it,he delivered a bolt of lightning,sending Kakashi flying...........(King of Fighters,Benimaru special move)

Mark:That was exhausting................but why did Kakashi attacked me?And he seemed................different.I better tell the others about this.............

Meanwhile...

Kiba:Kurenai,no!!!Aaaaagh!

Kurenai:Blood...............murder............

Shino:What's with her?She almost kill Kiba!

Kurenai:Kiba............you were not the smartest one..........that's why that I sent you flying..............at least I bit you and I drank some of your blood............Shino,you are next........

Shino:I think not,Kurenai...............hornets,attack!

Million of hornets attacked Kurenai,but Kurenai was really fast and........

Kurenai:Shino,you are good,but not good enough.......

Shino:!!!

Kurenai had a kunai on her hand and she plunged it on Shino's chest...

Shino:Aaagh!...........Hinata,save yourself!Agh.........

Shino started to bleed on his chest and Kurenai was drinking it.......

Kurenai:More........more blood.........I need...........

Hinata:Shino!

Kurenai:Huh?.............Oh,it's you Hinata............the little and shy Hinata,too bad that you won't survive after this.............

Hinata:Na-Na-Naruto-kun,help me!

Kurenai:I am sorry Hinata but your boyfriend is not here to help you out..................now die!

Hinata:No,please!Aaaaaaaaa!

Meanwhile.....

Pablo:Shit...............what's wrong with Gai-sensei.......he.......almost kill me......

Kabuto:What do you think of this,Orochimaru?

Orochimaru:You were always good at this,Kabuto.But the idea of making the teachers crazy was from Gaara..........but still,the secret technique of the gas bombs was a great idea.....

Pablo's mind:What the fuck!?So this guys are the ones who did this shit?Wait,Gaara,too?So there are more huh?These guys are cooperating with others..........like a deadly alliance..........I hope I can get the hell outta here and tell everybody........But I can kill Kabuto and Orochimaru here!Shit........still I am not in good conditions to fight.........I'll be back........

After that,Pablo went off......

Kabuto:What was that?

Orohchimaru:Maybe it was the wind........don't get stressed out Kabuto..........

Kabuto:Hmmm........

Meanwhile.......

Naruto:Agh........Kakashi........why did he do that?Crap............I'm not strong enough............

?:Naruto!

Naruto:What the!?

?:Naruto!

Naruto:I better go and check it out........

Naruto went to the place that the voice was calling him.........

Naruto:Hinata!What the heck happened!?

Hinata:Naruto...........it was Kurenai...........I think that she killed Shino and................Kiba.............agh...........I....am.....sorry......

Naruto:For what,Hinata?

Hinata:I failed you................I.....wasn't.......strong enough.......

Naruto:It dosen't matter Hinata............I love you and that is all that counts.............

Hinata:Naruto.........I love you...........but I think that I am going to die........

Naruto:No,no,no,no,no.Just tell me where is your medicine and I will cure you...

Hinata:Kurenai destroyed it,but I gave Pablo some of it............

Naruto:Where is he now?

Hinata:She saw Ino injured so she went to cure her..........

Naruto:Damn it!Hinata,please,hold out for a little longer.............

Naruto leaved Hinata and he went running looking for Pablo and the medicine to cure Hinata...................meanwhile........

Pablo:Ino!What happened to you?

Ino:Tsunade............she.......went crazy...........agh.......

Pablo:Stay with me!I know who did this entire shit.............it is Gaara,Orochimaru and Kabuto and maybe others too...........

Ino:It.........hurts.........my leg............

Pablo:Here,drink some of this medicine.........now you have to rest.............

Ino:I............can't..............stay...............here.............

Naruto:Pablo!Wait!

Pablo:What is it,Naruto?

Naruto:I need some of the medicine you have there.

Pablo:For who?

Naruto:Hinata,now hurry up,I need it now!

Pablo:Here,it will not heal her completely though,you have to bring her back to the house and look for the others,because Gaara and his gang are doing this.

Naruto:Thanks..............

While Pablo carried Ino and went to the house,Naruto was running in search for Hinata..............

Naruto:Where is she?Fuck,I can't be late or she will die!

Naruto was running deseperately,triyng to find Hinata and to save her.............meanwhile......at the Ninjas House..........

Pablo:I think that she will be ok in a few days................time to find Jiraiya and tell him about this...........He must be at his room............I hope he is not busy.

Pablo went looking for Jiraiya and he arrived at his room....but Jiraiya was looking one of his videos..........

Jiraiya:I remember those photo sessions with those hot anime girls including Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop and now that photo is on internet!Sigh*Such good old days......(In google,exactly,look for Naruto Jiraiya)

Pablo:Hey Jiraiya!I...whoah,man!That is too much info on that video!

Jiraiya:Oops,sorry buddy!You were saying?

Pablo:You have to help me,All the teachers are killing their own students!

Jiraiya:What!?

Pablo:And that is not all...........They gone crazy with some gas bombs and.....

Jiraiya:And!?

Pablo:All of this was planned by Gaara and his gang!

Jiraiya:Oh fuck!We have to help these guys then!Wait,gas bombs right?

Pablo:Yeah,but.....

Jiraiya:I've got some gas bombs to return them to normal state............but I have to find them........meanwhile you go and help those guys out,ok?

Pablo:Ok!

Jiraiya started looking for his gas bombs and Pablo went looking for his friends,and.............

Chouji:Agh........Pablo............

Shikamaru:Help us............

Pablo:Oh shit!What happened?

Shikamaru:Anko.........almost.............kill................us..........

Chouji:She................wanted.........blood...............

Pablo:Here,take some of my medicine...........now,can all of you stand up?

Shikamaru:I have to rest......

Chouji:In 5 minutes...........

Pablo:Well guys,stay here because I have to help the others,ok?I'll come back and give you a briefing about this situation..........

Pablo went off....

Shikamaru:Briefing?Of what?

Chouji:Something important I suppose........

Shikamaru:Sigh*I wonder what Temari is doing...........

Chouji:What!?We almost get killed and you are thinking in Gaara's sister?

Shikamaru:What?It's no big deal.........

Meanwhile,Pablo found Mark.......

Pablo:Dude,what's up?

Mark:Dude,the teachers has gone crazy,Kakashi almost killed Sakura and Naruto!

Pablo:Yeah and this is work of Gaara and company.........I've found their hideout,but Kabuto almost see me..........

Mark:Great,but what we will do with the teachers?

Pablo:Jiraiya was not affected by the gas bombs and he will bring gas bombs to return the teachers into normal state...........meanwhile,we will have to fight them in an open place.......and we will have to lure Gaara's friends out of the hideout so the teachers can defeat them.............but,before all this,we must cure and bring anyone who can help us,ok?

Mark:Ok!

Meanwhile............

Naruto:Hinata!I'm here,I've brought the medicine!

Hinata:Thanks...............agh................I...........feel........weak...

Naruto:Here,drink it,but fast!

Hinata:I..........feel............much............better................I thought.............that you had...............abandoned me.........

Naruto:Nonsense,I'll never leave you,never.........

Hinata:You know,after this,the offert of the underwear is not out............

Naruto:Haha!Stop it!You are making me laugh!Hahahaha!.................Aaaaagh.............well,can you stand up?

Hinata:I think so..............

Mark:Yo,guys!

Naruto:Mark!Did you know?

Mark:Yeah,this is really bad.............but Pablo is going to explain something important at the emergency hideout that Shikamaru has.............so let's get there quickly.......

Naruto:Ok!

Naruto carried Hinata and both went to the hideout while Mark and Pablo are still searching for the others.............

Pablo:Wha!?Lee!

Lee:Oh........crap.............

Pablo:Good to see ya again!

Lee:Oh......I see that you survived.............

Pablo:Come on man,let's go to Shikamaru's hideout..............

Lee:Please,give me medicine and I'll go alone..............

Pablo:Here,drink this........

Lee:Gulp*Agh.......I feel better.......Ok,I am going to the hideout now...........

Pablo:Later!Ok,one more saved........who is next?Hmm.......Sakura..............Neji.................and Tenten,I think....

Suddenly,a group of people was moving......

Pablo:Who's there!?

?:Pablo?

Pablo:Who is it!?

Sakura:It's me,Sakura!

Tenten:And me!

Neji:Heh........you know me of course.......

Pablo:Guys,we have to go to Shikamaru's hideout.

Neji:Have you seen Kiba and Shino?

Pablo:Nope,I hope they are ok.......You guys look for the hideout meanwhile Mark and me search for those two,ok?

Sakura,Tenten and Neji went to the hideout as Pablo said and It seems that Mark.....

Mark:Fucking shit!Shino!

Shino:Agh............

Mark:Fuck,man!You're bleeding really bad!Man,I have to get that kunai out of your chest!But,first I gotta carry you to the Ninjas House and to the nursery room...........

Mark went to the Ninjas house meanwhile.......

Pablo:Kiba!You are safe!Are you ok?

Kiba:I've got some bruises but I am ok..........where is Shino?

Pablo:I probably think that Mark has carried him to the nursery room at our house.......

Kiba:I see.......but what will we do about the teachers?

Pablo:I'll do a briefing at Shikamaru's hideout................I'll explain everything there...........

Kiba:Akamaru,let's go!

And they both went to the hideout.............meanwhile at the hideout,people are wondering if they could survive this horrible nightmare........

Lee:I just can't believe that Gai-sensei attacked me and my group.......

Neji:This is getting wierd...........

Naruto:Where is Jiraiya?

Shikamaru:Don't ask me..............I don't know....

Chouji:Where the heck is Shino?And Kiba and Ino also?

Hinata:Na-Na-Naruto-San,can we survive this?All our teachers are crazy.......

Naruto:Of course,Hinata..............

Tenten:I wonder why Mark is taking so long?

Sakura:..........................

Neji:!!Somebody is coming!

Knock,knock*

Pablo:Open up!It's me!I brought Kiba and Mark!

Lee:Good to see ya again!

Tenten:Mark!You came back safe!

Hinata:Kiba-kun!I.......thought that you were dead...

Pablo:Ok,I'll do the briefing then..........but before I start,Mark,how many are the injured who cannot fight?

Mark:There are two of them...............Ino,who maybe can fight but later and Shino,he had a kunai plunged on his chest...........the kunai has been extracted from his chest,but he needs intensive cares..............

Pablo:Thank you,Mark,now I will start the briefing.............We all know that the teachers are crazy for blood and they will kill if it is necesary to obtain our blood...................and all of this was planned by Gaara,Orochimaru,Kabuto and Sasuke............They made up traps with gas bombs and the gas were the ones who created this obsession for blood and murder.............all the teachers were contaminated except one....

Lee:Who?

Naruto:Yeah,tell us who!

Pablo:Jiraiya............he wasn't giving any training at that time,so he didn't fell into any trap.........also he has some gas bombs that will return the teachers into normal state..........

Sakura:But what will we do until then?

Neji:We are not going out there to be killed!

Pablo:No,but after my fight with Gai.sensei,I found the HQ of our enemies........ it is like 200 meters from here..............Something that we can do is to lure them out and make the teachers kill them.............

Shikamaru:Uh,Pablo?

Pablo:Yes?

Shikamaru:All of them?

Pablo:It could be.........

Shikamaru's mind:Damn it!That it could mean that our friend and traitor Sasuke will be killed!And also Temari!No!Temari no!

Pablo:Is something wrong,Shikamaru?

Shikamaru:Ehh,no.

Pablo:Ok,so I was saying...................That could be a great distraction until Jiraiya find those gas bombs.................Uh,what time is it,Naruto?

Naruto:It is 7:30.......

Pablo:Outside,at 50 meters from here,there is an open field were I'll lure the enemies to the teachers,but,I need someone to lure the teachers to that field........

Lee:I will do it!I am the fastest of all!

Sakura:No!I......I......I can't let you go out there!

Lee:Why not?

Sakura:I don't want you to die........

Lee:Sakura-chan,I won't die.........because I can't fail you.You are the best thing that happened in my life.

Everyone except Pablo:Aaaawww....

Pablo:Ehemm...Are you in or out?

Lee:I am in!

Pablo:Then let's get going!

Sakura:Good luck!

And they both went in separate ways................

To be continued....

miércoles, 25 de abril de 2007

Historia de Naruto 6


Adventures of Naruto......

Starring...

Naruto

Pablo

Lee

Mark

Sasuke

Sakura

Hinata

Chouji

Shikamaru

Neji

Temari

Kankuro

Gaara

Orochimaru

Iruka

Gai

Shino

Kakashi

Ino

Kiba

Akamaru

Jiraiya,Shino(And others)

Epsidode 6

Armageddon

We remember our friend,Naruto,telling his feelings to Hinata and Hinata answered to his question of being his girlfriend.............but,outside and far away of the "Ninjas House",new villains are making plans to kill our brave heroes......

Kankuro:What was the plan again?

Gaara:You don't really pay attention to me do you?

Kankuro:No it's not that,it's.............

Gaara:Silence!Let me explain again the situation..........since our last attempt to enter the Ninjas House was a total failure,we are going to make a new plan with the help of Orochimaru and the traitor of Sasuke,along with Itachi,the older brother of Sasuke,and Zabuza,the friend of Itachi..........

Sasuke:What will we do now?Go inside the house again?I am still traumatized about Jiraiya..........

Gaara:This time will be different...........We will attack separately,first the teachers then the students...............

Temari:But where,brother?

Gaara:Near the academy,we will setup traps for the teachers and when the students are wondering what is going on,we will kill them all!

Orochimaru:Nice,but,we will attack in diffferent groups,right?

Gaara:Yes.........Sasuke,Temari and Zabuza is the first group,the second one is me,Orochimaru and Kankuro.........first we will make sure that all the teachers are eliminated so then we can kill all the students,one by one and later maybe we will have reinforcements from the ninjas of the sound and others...............understood?

Everyone:Understood...............

Gaara:Sasuke,do you know when are the teachers training separately?

Sasuke:Yes,at 4:30 pm..............exactly.

Gaara:And another thing,when the teachers fall into our traps,I've put some gas explosives and when they blow off,the gas will enter their bodies,creating an obsession for blood lust against their students,like moths to flames,so they will be in our side,and the students will be no match for us.....................it's 12 o' clock now,so we shall eat, and then we will train once again for this big battle............

Meanwhile...............at the "Ninjas House"

Kakashi:Who made the food?

Chouji:I did!

Pablo:Hey,Mark!How many ramen have you eaten?

Mark:I think like 24..................and I'm still hungry...........

Ino:What's for later?

Gai:I think that some ice cream is left............vainilla ice cream.....

Pablo:That's my favorite!

Lee:Gai-sensei,what will we do in our next training?

Gai:We will do 2000 push-ups.

Lee:Ok sensei................I am wondering.................Sensei,have you seen Naruto?

Gai:Nope............

Kiba:Neji,have you seen Hinata?

Neji:Nope.

Shiakamaru:Neither do I.......

Ino:Last thing I saw, is that those two were hanging around yesterday at the jacuzzi.................

Jiraiya:Ehemmm........

Ino:Let me guess...........you saw those two where they went,do you?

Jiraiya:Yes,I am really great for doing this birdwatching..............well,not exactly birds...........

Shino:Tell us already!

Tsunade:Tell me!

Kurenai:Tell me too!

Iruka:C'mon tell us Jiraiya!

Jiraiya:Ok,ok...............I saw those two playing soccer for a while but,with the headbutt of Hinata,the ball exploded, so they went to the jacuzzi,again,and it turned a little spicy there 'cause they were making out with each other and they were a little "touchy",if you know what I mean..........And about 3 hours ago,they were at Hinata's room........Heheheehe!

Pablo:This obssesion of yours will never end do ya?

Jiraiya:.......................no.................but if you want you CAN go to their rooms to see what are they doing now...........

Sakura:No............lets' give them some time...............

Kiba:Yahooo!Akamaru,you heard that?Hinata has finally gotten a boyfriend!

Shino:Hmmmm................I wonder...............We have not been attacked for weeks..................what are these guys planning?

Shikamaru:Yawn*Do you really think that I am interested in that?Besides,I don't have much time for that.................

Neji:Yeah,you are always sleeping..............

Kakashi:Sigh*I wanna start the general training now.............

Gai:Ok,young people!Finish up eating!After 1 hour we will start the normal training,so rest and play a little if you want.That is all...............

Meanwhile,at Hinata's room........

Naruto:I was wondering...................darling,why you were always weird with me?

Hinata:I........I..........was too shy to talk to you................beacuse I love you so much...............

Naruto:I love you too Hinata...............

After Naruto said that,Naruto,maked out with Hinata for hours................

At 4 o' clock...............

Naruto:Hinata,sorry but,we have to go to train separately,and..................

Hinata:Don't worry Naruto...............I'll be waiting for you after the training,here.................in underwear...........hihi!

It was 4:30 pm,so the villains started their evil plan.........

Gaara:Let's start our so vicious plan..........blood will rain today.......

As they said,the teachers were starting to fall into holes,and the gas explosives were starting to enter their bodies,creating the desire for blood and murder,and their eyes were turning dark red..................as more teachers fell into traps,the sky was turning black,and the moon,that appeared from nowhere,was red,red as blood...............

Kakashi:Kill..............................kill.................

Naruto:Whew!I did it!I didn't came late for the class!

Sakura:Where is Kakashi-sensei?

Mark:He is right over there...........

Naruto:Hi!.............................Huh?Sensei,is something wrong!?

Kakashi:No...................everything is just fine..................now..............die!!!!

As Gaara said,all the teachers were beginning to fight their own students...............

Gaara:Armageddon has begun........................

It was unbelievable how Kakashi was fighting his own students,not to mention that he is stronger than the three of em'................The four of them fought a fierce battle,but Naruto tried to use the Rasengan and he nailed it,but it looks like it didn't hurt much.Kakashi was angry for this so he did the thousand years of pain to Naruto and sent him flying far away..................meanwhile...

Lee:Gai-sensei!Please!Wake up!You are killing everybody!

Gai:That's the point..........Now die!!!Dynamic entry!!

Lee:Uuuaaagh!

Pablo:Lee!.........sorry sensei,but I have to do this..........Aigaigaigaigah!Ohhhhh!Desoken!

Now this technique is really surprising because from Pablo's legs surged some noticeable wind and with such speed,the wind was like a blade,cutting Gai's body,but not ripping him apart................(King of Fighters,Jhun Hoon special move)

Gai:That is all?

Pablo:Huh?Where did he go?

Tenten:Look out behind you!

Pablo:What?Aaaagh!

Gai hit Pablo's body with an uplifting kick and sent him flying.......

Neji:Sensei,I'll have to finish you.............Byakugan!

Neji used his supernatural knack of view to see Gai's body from inside and to locate weak spots.......then,he ran towards Gai and with his palms he hit him..................

Gai:Agh!I........can't........keep going..........

Gai was out cold with that hit............

Tenten:Neji.........where is Lee?

Neji:I don't know Tenten............but I am worried about Pablo................he was kicked hard.................

To be continued.......

Historia de Naruto 5


Adventures of Naruto....

Starring....

Pablo

Mark

Lee

Sakura

Ino

Hinata

Chouji

Neji

Kiba

Shikamaru

Akamaru

Guy

Kakashi

Jiraga

Sunae

Naruto

Sasuke

Orochimaru

Gaara

Epsidode 5

Today we follow our heroes in their lives..........normal lives.........Like for example,everyday can be special,maybe lovely and cute like Lee and Sakura,sometimes painful and dirty like when Jiraga is being caught by Tsunade n he was seeing with his telescope in a hole some naked girls in the girls' bathroom,sometime it can be a pain in the butt like when Kakashi uses the technique"The one thousand years of pain"when Naruto is not training in the training class,sometimes a little alcoholic when Lee accidentally grab one of Sakura's breasts when he is drunk,maybe with some delicious food when Mark and Chouji are eating the lunch(That it finishes like two hours later for them...),maybe a little "dudy"because Neji and Kiba are saying"Dude,what's up?"all day,maybe it could be a headache because when Naruto is near Hinata,Hinata that is sooo in love with Naruto,can't stand it and accidentally hits him with a headbutt,sometimes little pervert beacuse Kakashi is reading his book 24/ 7, Sometimes very exhausting when everybody is at the body-working class of Guy,sometimes very distracting when Tsunade is teaching aerobics to the girls(And all the boys see them in their

tight little exercise outfits)and she goes to the swimming pool in bikini with the girls(The guys also see that,too),but this day is a LOT different.........

At the Ninjas House........

Everybody wakes up and go to eat breakfast......

Kiba:Dude,what's up?

Shikamaru:Nothing new Kiba.

Kiba:Dude,have you seen my video,"Real Ninjas"?

Shikamaru:No man......why you ask anyway?

Kiba:Because I can't find it!

Lee:That's wierd..........I couldn't find one of my underwear today!

Sakura:.................that's because I have it..........

Lee:You can't live without me,huh?............Well I've got one of your bra's................

Kakashi:Knock it off!We are eating!Can't you guys talk about soething else?

Jiraiya:Hey,Kakashi,where is your book?

Kakashi:I lost it.................How do you know that?

Jiraga:Because I lost my film recorder...........

Pablo:I've lost my PS2..............

Lee:I've lost my Naruto game.........

Naruto:I lost my Doraemon lunchbox!

Gai:That is weird.........everybody has lost something..........

Chouji:I've lost my scarf.........

Shikamaru:I've lost my bed!My portable bed!

Ino:I have lost my bathing suit......

Tsunade:I have lost my exercise outfit!.......Jiraiya.....

Jiraiya:Yes?

Tsunade:Do you know anything about this?

Jiraiya:Nope.....

Tsunade:Seriously,DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?

Jiraiya:Really,I don't know......

Gai:Do any of you have any idea of who is the robber?

Everyone:No!

Kakashi:The only one that had not lost anything is Sasuke,but he dosen't live here anymore...........I don't think that is him..........

Kiba:Now that I remember,I can't find Akamaru,too..........

Naruto:Let's begin searching for our things!

And so all of them did..............but after three hours......

Pablo:I couldn't find my PS2.but I've found Kakashi's book!

Kakashi:Ahhh at last!My book!Now we can begin training,after 20 minutes.......Yo,Tsunade!I've found your exercise outfit!

Tsunade:Thank you Kakashi!

Naruto:Hey guys!Listen.........

(Videogames sound)

Neji:It's coming from downstairs!

Lee:What are we waiting for!Let's get downstairs!

Downstairs,something or someone was playing the Naruto game of Lee.........

Lee:I am anxious to see who the hell is playing my game!

Pablo:And also who has my PS2!

Kakashi:But the sounds are from the games room.........

Naruto:Let's open the door shall we?1,2,3!!

Door opens...but.....

Everyone:Akamaru!?

Akamaru:guau?(What?)

Ino:Kiba,don't tell me your dog is the robber!

Sakura:Hey this is my pink g-string!I use it when Lee and I......

Jiraiya:Yes?

Sakura:No nothing.

Lee:Hey,my green boxer!At last!I wasn't wearing underwear today!

Gai:Me too!

Lee:You lost it too?

Gai:No,I am always like this,without underwear!

Ino:Hey,there is my bathing suit!

Lee:Ha!My Naruto game also!

Pablo:My PS2!

Kakashi:My book!Hey,there is my another book too!And the other one!All my books are here!

Jiraga:Hey,my 32 film recorders!My 20 cameras!And my films!

Ino:Hey,my shoes are here!

Chouji:Huh?My scarf!My chips!My crunchy potato chips!

Shikamaru:My portable bed!

So they went looking for their things in a REALLY BIG pile of things,after that everyone went off,except.......

Kiba:Akamaru!Why didn't you invited me!?

Akamaru:Arf!Arf!(Sorry,Kiba,but those dirty videos and the games and everthing else were so cool,that I couldn't remember who was my owner!)

Kiba:What!?You mamafucker!(www.newgrounds.com,S.M.B.3)

Meanwhile......in Pablo's room..........

Ino:Hey Pablo!What are you doing in the computer?

Pablo:Me?I'm watching some videos in www.heavy.com

Ino:Again the Real Ninjas video?

Pablo:I'm watching another video of drunk anime dudes,it is called Fanimae.And another one called Internet song........

Ino:Hey Pablo,eeeemmm,why don't we go later,ehhhhh,to a more private place later?

Pablo:Sounds good to me.....Meanwhile let's see the Neon Polka video of Evangelion............

Meanwhile..........

Jiraiya:Hehehehe!Again this girls are going to the jacuzzi............Ooooohhhh man!They are sure hhhhoooottt!!!

Naruto:Hey perv!What are you doing?

Jiraiya:Shhhhhh!Silence!I'm looking these hoootttt ninjas!

Naruto:Hey man,you are such a perv!I'm outta here!

Jiraiya:Ehemmm.........Hinata is here too.........

Naruto:!!!.......................Reaaalllyyyy???

Jiraiya:Yup.

Naruto:Then I'm staying then!

Jiraiya:...........Hey,Naruto............do you love Hinata?

Naruto:...........ehhhh........yes...........

Jiraiya:What?I can't hear you.......

Naruto:Yes!I love her!

Jiraiya:Then why don't you try to speak to her?

Naruto:Ehhh..........she tries to get away quickly from me.......she hates me.......

Jiraiya:Nonsense.........she told me that she loves you.....

Naruto:!?Really!?

Jiraiya:Yes..........she tries to get away from you because she is toooooooo shy to speak to you............

Naruto:That would explain the headbutt when she was really red because I was really near her........

Jiraiya:Then why don't you make the first move quickly?A hug,maybe?

Naruto:But when?not now I suppose.......

Jiraiya:Do it now,man,there is nobody except her..........

Naruto:Oookk........but I think it is not a good idea........Well,here goes nothing............

Naruto,in a brave chance of getting a girlfriend,goes to meet Hinata in the jacuzzi...........

Naruto:Uhhhhh..........Hi Hinata,what........what are you doing?

Hinata:Hi,Naruto-San,I'm relaxing here at the jacuzzi alone......

Naruto:Why nobody is with you?

Hinata:I don't know,Naruto,at this time of the day nobody is here...........

Naruto:Ehhhh.........can I,.........you know........make you company?

Hinata:Of course,Naruto-kun.........

Naruto:Let me get undressed then.......

Hinata's mind:!!!!I know that Naruto is cute and all,but I could never imagined him in his bathing suit.....Ohhh.....I'm getting excited!And nervous at the same time.......Ohhhh he has a good body!

Naruto:Ahhhhh........the water is really great!Don't you think,Hinata?

Hinata:O-of c-course,Naruto-kun.......................Naruto-kun?

Narruto:Yes?

Hinata:I.......I was wondering............Do you love me?I mean.......as a friend?

Naruto:Of course!Why not?

Hinata:You know............I.........I..........

Naruto:I have to tell you something,Hinata........

Hinata:Naruto-kun?

Yeah I know,of course it is a love scene,a spicy scene or whatever you could call it,but Hinata turned out red again,but Naruto grabbed her and hugged her,Jiraiya was really happy,not because he was thinking something dirty,he is proud of Naruto of doing what he said.......

Naruto:I........wanted to tell you.........that I love you.........much more than a good ninja friend.............

Hinata:Thank you,Naruto-kun........

Naruto:Hinata..........

Hinata:Yes?

Naruto:Would you.......ehhhhh.......... be my girlfriend?

Hinata:*Smile*.............................Yeeeeeeeeesssss!

To be continued...