Adventures of Naruto...........
Starring......
Orochimaru
Gaara
Pablo
Mark
Lee
Naruto
Sasuke
Tenten
Ino
Sakura
Shino
Kakashi
Tsunade
Jiraiya
Kiba
Shikamaru
Gai-sensei
Akamaru(the dog)
Chouji
Episode 4
We might remember our heroes at the survival test........Man,our heroes are stealthy.......
Chouji:Chomp*is it over yet?
Kiba:Not yet....
Chouji:Chomp*,chomp*
They are also intelligent......
Shikamaru:Yorelehiuuuuu!!!
Chouji:Burp*Sorry too much Coke....
And these ninjas are also inflatable.......
Chouji:That's it!Chomp*,Let's get the hell outta here no matter what!Bougi baiga no jutsu!Everybody!Get on me while I am still a huge ninja ball!
Kiba:But there is a river blocking the way!
Chouji:That dosen't matter!We'll get over it!
In a brave oppurtunity,Chouji transforms into a ball,and everybody get on his back........
Chouji:Hang on tight!
He went on rolling,evading the falling magma.........but when he was going to jump the river.......
Kiba:Chouji!Rock straight ahead you!
Chouji:What!?
Chouji couldn't evade the rock and everybody went flying...........Chouji went far ahead than the others........the others were near the river.but,on the other side......just barely......meanwhile........
Lee:This forest is fulled of traps!
Mark:Yeah,like that one.............Aaaaaaaaaaa!!
Lee:There goes another one.......
When Mark fell into a cave,he found himself with Chouji......
Mark:Well,hello Chouji............
Chouji:Hey,Mark,help me and get me outta here!
Mark helped Choji to get out of the trap,but......
Mark:Hey Chouji,let's take a break..........do you have food?
Chouji:Lots and lots of bags of chips.......
Mark:Ok!Let's eat!!
And they ate 48 bags of chips until.......
Chouji:Chomp*,chomp*,chomp*,it is the last bag.......
Mark:Well it is mine!
Chouji:Mine!
Mark:Mine!
The 2 of them started a fierce battle over the last bag of chips.While Mark punched and kicked him,Choji turned into a ball and tried to squash him,but he only squashed his own chips.....
Chouji:We are out of food!
Mark:.........you are going to pay for this!
Mark was so furious that he kicked Chouji up high and made a hole in the cave...
Mark:Now I am gonna do something.........unexpected!
He fired up the fireworks........meanwhile......
Naruto:Hey,guys!I think that I found the exit!
Neji:At last!
Hinata:Huh?But it dosen't say exit here........
Everyone:Oh no!
Naruto:Look!Some fireworks!
Neji:The exit should be over there!
Hinata:Let's go!
Meanwhile...............
Kiba:Where is the exit?
Akamaru:Guau!guau!(It is over there you idiot!With big arrows!)
Shikamaru:Well when you find it,tell me......I want to sleep.....
Kiba:Dude,you've got a bed,Coca-Cola,a tv,for yourself?.............Hey what's this button that says "exit" for?
Shikamaru:!Hold up!I'm picking my things and.....
Kiba:Aaaaaaahhh!!!
Shikamaru:Another trap............?Well,I'll see what else I have in my backpack.......What's this?A map?Wait,it also says the names of our friends!Huh?Kakashi is here too?Maybe I should go and help them......but they have been stuck at the start?Weird.......
Meanwhile...........
Pablo:Ino.....chan.......agh.......I've got your medi-pack........let me heal your wounds......
Ino:Thank you........I thought you were gone..........
Pablo:Can you move?
Ino:No...........you'll have to carry me on.....
Pablo:Well my ribs are okay now..........Hey........isn't....that......our......garden?
Ino:And it also says,"Welcome back from the test"
Pablo:What a relief!We made it!.................You know what this means,Ino?
Ino:We will celebrate it!
Meanwhile.........
Kakashi:What is the problem,Chouji?
Chouji:Sob*sob*We are out of food!
Kakashi:.....................That is all!?
Chouji:And I also saw that Sasuke was with Orochimaru
Mark:And Gaara......
Naruto:Sensei!
Kakashi:Hi,Naruto....did you found the exit?
Naruto:Nope.
Lee:Not us either.
Kiba:I've found it!But it was a trap.........
Shikamaru:Guys!I've found the exit!It's near our house!Let's go!
5 minutes later...
Everyone:Yahoo!!
Gai:Well,at last!
Neji:Isn't this,our house!?
Gai:Yup,and the forest was the garden!Weird,huh?How was the trip?
Naruto:Don't even ask about it.....................
Gai:Ino and Pablo were here first but they are at the recovery room............they were seriously injured.....
Chouji and Mark:At last!Fooooooddd!Chomp*,chomp*chomp*
Naruto:Those guys can't live without junk food...........
Lee:You tell me.........Those two always win in food competitions.........
Meanwhile.........
Orochimaru:Are you ready,my fellas?
Sasuke:Yesss,At last I understood.........the bad guys are them,not you guys.......and you will help me to get more power...............
Gaara:Let's destroy this house........once and for all!
Sasuke:No!Let's enter the house disguised as somebody........
1st attempt.
Tock*,tock*
Tsunade:Who is it?
Orochimaru:It's me,ehemm,Jiraiya!
Tsunade:Jiraiya!You piece of shit!You took pictures of me while I was in the shower!
Tsunade opened the door and slammed it so furiously that she didn't saw Orochimaru.....
Orochimaru:Sob*,sob,*my nose!
2nd attempt.
Tock*,tock*
Mark:Who is it?
Sasuke,Orochimaru and Gaara:Domino's Pizza!
Mark:Chouji,pizza!
Chouji:Coming!
What they didn't know is that Orochimaru had the pizza while the other 2 had a BAZOOKA!!!!!!!Mark opens the door.
Boooooom!
Mark:Give me the fucking pizza!Hey...............it has meat!I ordered it with pepperoni!
After that,He throwed the pizza at Orochimaru..........why everyone hates Orochimaru?
3rd attempt.
Jiraiya:Hey Tsunade,wanna eat some of Naruto's cake?
Tsunade:Ok,but...............you are not making me a joke,right?
Jiraiya:No,I WILL NEVER DO THAT!(Maybe).
10 minutes later.......
Sunae:Hey,hic*,that cake was good,hic*
Jiraiya:Hey,Tsunade wanna do dirty things?Here at the kitchen?
Tsunade:Sure,hic*
The following scene is censored........meanwhile.......
Sasuke:Why don't we say that we are going to kill those guys when we knock the door?
Gaara:Yeah,dude!
Ding,dong*
Kakashi:Who is it?I'm reading my book"The Flirting Paradise"
Gaara:Ehemmm........we've come to kill you all,now!So open the door you fucking shazza!
Kakashi:Hmmmm.......................You can start with Jiraiya,if that's the case(If you can)He's at the kitchen with Tsunade.....
Sasuke:Let's kill them both....
Tap,tap,tap,tap.
Jiraiya:Oh......hello there,I'm making dirty things with Tsunade.....
Sasuke:You are such a perv Jiraiya!I'm outta here!
Gaara:You know what!?...................Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!(fucking waste of time.....)
Orochimaru:........................Can I take a picture with you two?
Tsunade:Ok,hic*.
Orochimaru:The photo of the moment"Jiraiya's cooking..."Thanks,I am going to Kodak now.......
To be continued.......
Starring......
Orochimaru
Gaara
Pablo
Mark
Lee
Naruto
Sasuke
Tenten
Ino
Sakura
Shino
Kakashi
Tsunade
Jiraiya
Kiba
Shikamaru
Gai-sensei
Akamaru(the dog)
Chouji
Episode 4
We might remember our heroes at the survival test........Man,our heroes are stealthy.......
Chouji:Chomp*is it over yet?
Kiba:Not yet....
Chouji:Chomp*,chomp*
They are also intelligent......
Shikamaru:Yorelehiuuuuu!!!
Chouji:Burp*Sorry too much Coke....
And these ninjas are also inflatable.......
Chouji:That's it!Chomp*,Let's get the hell outta here no matter what!Bougi baiga no jutsu!Everybody!Get on me while I am still a huge ninja ball!
Kiba:But there is a river blocking the way!
Chouji:That dosen't matter!We'll get over it!
In a brave oppurtunity,Chouji transforms into a ball,and everybody get on his back........
Chouji:Hang on tight!
He went on rolling,evading the falling magma.........but when he was going to jump the river.......
Kiba:Chouji!Rock straight ahead you!
Chouji:What!?
Chouji couldn't evade the rock and everybody went flying...........Chouji went far ahead than the others........the others were near the river.but,on the other side......just barely......meanwhile........
Lee:This forest is fulled of traps!
Mark:Yeah,like that one.............Aaaaaaaaaaa!!
Lee:There goes another one.......
When Mark fell into a cave,he found himself with Chouji......
Mark:Well,hello Chouji............
Chouji:Hey,Mark,help me and get me outta here!
Mark helped Choji to get out of the trap,but......
Mark:Hey Chouji,let's take a break..........do you have food?
Chouji:Lots and lots of bags of chips.......
Mark:Ok!Let's eat!!
And they ate 48 bags of chips until.......
Chouji:Chomp*,chomp*,chomp*,it is the last bag.......
Mark:Well it is mine!
Chouji:Mine!
Mark:Mine!
The 2 of them started a fierce battle over the last bag of chips.While Mark punched and kicked him,Choji turned into a ball and tried to squash him,but he only squashed his own chips.....
Chouji:We are out of food!
Mark:.........you are going to pay for this!
Mark was so furious that he kicked Chouji up high and made a hole in the cave...
Mark:Now I am gonna do something.........unexpected!
He fired up the fireworks........meanwhile......
Naruto:Hey,guys!I think that I found the exit!
Neji:At last!
Hinata:Huh?But it dosen't say exit here........
Everyone:Oh no!
Naruto:Look!Some fireworks!
Neji:The exit should be over there!
Hinata:Let's go!
Meanwhile...............
Kiba:Where is the exit?
Akamaru:Guau!guau!(It is over there you idiot!With big arrows!)
Shikamaru:Well when you find it,tell me......I want to sleep.....
Kiba:Dude,you've got a bed,Coca-Cola,a tv,for yourself?.............Hey what's this button that says "exit" for?
Shikamaru:!Hold up!I'm picking my things and.....
Kiba:Aaaaaaahhh!!!
Shikamaru:Another trap............?Well,I'll see what else I have in my backpack.......What's this?A map?Wait,it also says the names of our friends!Huh?Kakashi is here too?Maybe I should go and help them......but they have been stuck at the start?Weird.......
Meanwhile...........
Pablo:Ino.....chan.......agh.......I've got your medi-pack........let me heal your wounds......
Ino:Thank you........I thought you were gone..........
Pablo:Can you move?
Ino:No...........you'll have to carry me on.....
Pablo:Well my ribs are okay now..........Hey........isn't....that......our......garden?
Ino:And it also says,"Welcome back from the test"
Pablo:What a relief!We made it!.................You know what this means,Ino?
Ino:We will celebrate it!
Meanwhile.........
Kakashi:What is the problem,Chouji?
Chouji:Sob*sob*We are out of food!
Kakashi:.....................That is all!?
Chouji:And I also saw that Sasuke was with Orochimaru
Mark:And Gaara......
Naruto:Sensei!
Kakashi:Hi,Naruto....did you found the exit?
Naruto:Nope.
Lee:Not us either.
Kiba:I've found it!But it was a trap.........
Shikamaru:Guys!I've found the exit!It's near our house!Let's go!
5 minutes later...
Everyone:Yahoo!!
Gai:Well,at last!
Neji:Isn't this,our house!?
Gai:Yup,and the forest was the garden!Weird,huh?How was the trip?
Naruto:Don't even ask about it.....................
Gai:Ino and Pablo were here first but they are at the recovery room............they were seriously injured.....
Chouji and Mark:At last!Fooooooddd!Chomp*,chomp*chomp*
Naruto:Those guys can't live without junk food...........
Lee:You tell me.........Those two always win in food competitions.........
Meanwhile.........
Orochimaru:Are you ready,my fellas?
Sasuke:Yesss,At last I understood.........the bad guys are them,not you guys.......and you will help me to get more power...............
Gaara:Let's destroy this house........once and for all!
Sasuke:No!Let's enter the house disguised as somebody........
1st attempt.
Tock*,tock*
Tsunade:Who is it?
Orochimaru:It's me,ehemm,Jiraiya!
Tsunade:Jiraiya!You piece of shit!You took pictures of me while I was in the shower!
Tsunade opened the door and slammed it so furiously that she didn't saw Orochimaru.....
Orochimaru:Sob*,sob,*my nose!
2nd attempt.
Tock*,tock*
Mark:Who is it?
Sasuke,Orochimaru and Gaara:Domino's Pizza!
Mark:Chouji,pizza!
Chouji:Coming!
What they didn't know is that Orochimaru had the pizza while the other 2 had a BAZOOKA!!!!!!!Mark opens the door.
Boooooom!
Mark:Give me the fucking pizza!Hey...............it has meat!I ordered it with pepperoni!
After that,He throwed the pizza at Orochimaru..........why everyone hates Orochimaru?
3rd attempt.
Jiraiya:Hey Tsunade,wanna eat some of Naruto's cake?
Tsunade:Ok,but...............you are not making me a joke,right?
Jiraiya:No,I WILL NEVER DO THAT!(Maybe).
10 minutes later.......
Sunae:Hey,hic*,that cake was good,hic*
Jiraiya:Hey,Tsunade wanna do dirty things?Here at the kitchen?
Tsunade:Sure,hic*
The following scene is censored........meanwhile.......
Sasuke:Why don't we say that we are going to kill those guys when we knock the door?
Gaara:Yeah,dude!
Ding,dong*
Kakashi:Who is it?I'm reading my book"The Flirting Paradise"
Gaara:Ehemmm........we've come to kill you all,now!So open the door you fucking shazza!
Kakashi:Hmmmm.......................You can start with Jiraiya,if that's the case(If you can)He's at the kitchen with Tsunade.....
Sasuke:Let's kill them both....
Tap,tap,tap,tap.
Jiraiya:Oh......hello there,I'm making dirty things with Tsunade.....
Sasuke:You are such a perv Jiraiya!I'm outta here!
Gaara:You know what!?...................Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!(fucking waste of time.....)
Orochimaru:........................Can I take a picture with you two?
Tsunade:Ok,hic*.
Orochimaru:The photo of the moment"Jiraiya's cooking..."Thanks,I am going to Kodak now.......
To be continued.......
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