Adventures of Naruto....
Starring....
Pablo
Mark
Lee
Sakura
Ino
Hinata
Chouji
Neji
Kiba
Shikamaru
Akamaru
Guy
Kakashi
Jiraga
Sunae
Naruto
Sasuke
Orochimaru
Gaara
Epsidode 5
Today we follow our heroes in their lives..........normal lives.........Like for example,everyday can be special,maybe lovely and cute like Lee and Sakura,sometimes painful and dirty like when Jiraga is being caught by Tsunade n he was seeing with his telescope in a hole some naked girls in the girls' bathroom,sometime it can be a pain in the butt like when Kakashi uses the technique"The one thousand years of pain"when Naruto is not training in the training class,sometimes a little alcoholic when Lee accidentally grab one of Sakura's breasts when he is drunk,maybe with some delicious food when Mark and Chouji are eating the lunch(That it finishes like two hours later for them...),maybe a little "dudy"because Neji and Kiba are saying"Dude,what's up?"all day,maybe it could be a headache because when Naruto is near Hinata,Hinata that is sooo in love with Naruto,can't stand it and accidentally hits him with a headbutt,sometimes little pervert beacuse Kakashi is reading his book 24/ 7, Sometimes very exhausting when everybody is at the body-working class of Guy,sometimes very distracting when Tsunade is teaching aerobics to the girls(And all the boys see them in their
tight little exercise outfits)and she goes to the swimming pool in bikini with the girls(The guys also see that,too),but this day is a LOT different.........
At the Ninjas House........
Everybody wakes up and go to eat breakfast......
Kiba:Dude,what's up?
Shikamaru:Nothing new Kiba.
Kiba:Dude,have you seen my video,"Real Ninjas"?
Shikamaru:No man......why you ask anyway?
Kiba:Because I can't find it!
Lee:That's wierd..........I couldn't find one of my underwear today!
Sakura:.................that's because I have it..........
Lee:You can't live without me,huh?............Well I've got one of your bra's................
Kakashi:Knock it off!We are eating!Can't you guys talk about soething else?
Jiraiya:Hey,Kakashi,where is your book?
Kakashi:I lost it.................How do you know that?
Jiraga:Because I lost my film recorder...........
Pablo:I've lost my PS2..............
Lee:I've lost my Naruto game.........
Naruto:I lost my Doraemon lunchbox!
Gai:That is weird.........everybody has lost something..........
Chouji:I've lost my scarf.........
Shikamaru:I've lost my bed!My portable bed!
Ino:I have lost my bathing suit......
Tsunade:I have lost my exercise outfit!.......Jiraiya.....
Jiraiya:Yes?
Tsunade:Do you know anything about this?
Jiraiya:Nope.....
Tsunade:Seriously,DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
Jiraiya:Really,I don't know......
Gai:Do any of you have any idea of who is the robber?
Everyone:No!
Kakashi:The only one that had not lost anything is Sasuke,but he dosen't live here anymore...........I don't think that is him..........
Kiba:Now that I remember,I can't find Akamaru,too..........
Naruto:Let's begin searching for our things!
And so all of them did..............but after three hours......
Pablo:I couldn't find my PS2.but I've found Kakashi's book!
Kakashi:Ahhh at last!My book!Now we can begin training,after 20 minutes.......Yo,Tsunade!I've found your exercise outfit!
Tsunade:Thank you Kakashi!
Naruto:Hey guys!Listen.........
(Videogames sound)
Neji:It's coming from downstairs!
Lee:What are we waiting for!Let's get downstairs!
Downstairs,something or someone was playing the Naruto game of Lee.........
Lee:I am anxious to see who the hell is playing my game!
Pablo:And also who has my PS2!
Kakashi:But the sounds are from the games room.........
Naruto:Let's open the door shall we?1,2,3!!
Door opens...but.....
Everyone:Akamaru!?
Akamaru:guau?(What?)
Ino:Kiba,don't tell me your dog is the robber!
Sakura:Hey this is my pink g-string!I use it when Lee and I......
Jiraiya:Yes?
Sakura:No nothing.
Lee:Hey,my green boxer!At last!I wasn't wearing underwear today!
Gai:Me too!
Lee:You lost it too?
Gai:No,I am always like this,without underwear!
Ino:Hey,there is my bathing suit!
Lee:Ha!My Naruto game also!
Pablo:My PS2!
Kakashi:My book!Hey,there is my another book too!And the other one!All my books are here!
Jiraga:Hey,my 32 film recorders!My 20 cameras!And my films!
Ino:Hey,my shoes are here!
Chouji:Huh?My scarf!My chips!My crunchy potato chips!
Shikamaru:My portable bed!
So they went looking for their things in a REALLY BIG pile of things,after that everyone went off,except.......
Kiba:Akamaru!Why didn't you invited me!?
Akamaru:Arf!Arf!(Sorry,Kiba,but those dirty videos and the games and everthing else were so cool,that I couldn't remember who was my owner!)
Kiba:What!?You mamafucker!(www.newgrounds.com,S.M.B.3)
Meanwhile......in Pablo's room..........
Ino:Hey Pablo!What are you doing in the computer?
Pablo:Me?I'm watching some videos in www.heavy.com
Ino:Again the Real Ninjas video?
Pablo:I'm watching another video of drunk anime dudes,it is called Fanimae.And another one called Internet song........
Ino:Hey Pablo,eeeemmm,why don't we go later,ehhhhh,to a more private place later?
Pablo:Sounds good to me.....Meanwhile let's see the Neon Polka video of Evangelion............
Meanwhile..........
Jiraiya:Hehehehe!Again this girls are going to the jacuzzi............Ooooohhhh man!They are sure hhhhoooottt!!!
Naruto:Hey perv!What are you doing?
Jiraiya:Shhhhhh!Silence!I'm looking these hoootttt ninjas!
Naruto:Hey man,you are such a perv!I'm outta here!
Jiraiya:Ehemmm.........Hinata is here too.........
Naruto:!!!.......................Reaaalllyyyy???
Jiraiya:Yup.
Naruto:Then I'm staying then!
Jiraiya:...........Hey,Naruto............do you love Hinata?
Naruto:...........ehhhh........yes...........
Jiraiya:What?I can't hear you.......
Naruto:Yes!I love her!
Jiraiya:Then why don't you try to speak to her?
Naruto:Ehhh..........she tries to get away quickly from me.......she hates me.......
Jiraiya:Nonsense.........she told me that she loves you.....
Naruto:!?Really!?
Jiraiya:Yes..........she tries to get away from you because she is toooooooo shy to speak to you............
Naruto:That would explain the headbutt when she was really red because I was really near her........
Jiraiya:Then why don't you make the first move quickly?A hug,maybe?
Naruto:But when?not now I suppose.......
Jiraiya:Do it now,man,there is nobody except her..........
Naruto:Oookk........but I think it is not a good idea........Well,here goes nothing............
Naruto,in a brave chance of getting a girlfriend,goes to meet Hinata in the jacuzzi...........
Naruto:Uhhhhh..........Hi Hinata,what........what are you doing?
Hinata:Hi,Naruto-San,I'm relaxing here at the jacuzzi alone......
Naruto:Why nobody is with you?
Hinata:I don't know,Naruto,at this time of the day nobody is here...........
Naruto:Ehhhh.........can I,.........you know........make you company?
Hinata:Of course,Naruto-kun.........
Naruto:Let me get undressed then.......
Hinata's mind:!!!!I know that Naruto is cute and all,but I could never imagined him in his bathing suit.....Ohhh.....I'm getting excited!And nervous at the same time.......Ohhhh he has a good body!
Naruto:Ahhhhh........the water is really great!Don't you think,Hinata?
Hinata:O-of c-course,Naruto-kun.......................Naruto-kun?
Narruto:Yes?
Hinata:I.......I was wondering............Do you love me?I mean.......as a friend?
Naruto:Of course!Why not?
Hinata:You know............I.........I..........
Naruto:I have to tell you something,Hinata........
Hinata:Naruto-kun?
Yeah I know,of course it is a love scene,a spicy scene or whatever you could call it,but Hinata turned out red again,but Naruto grabbed her and hugged her,Jiraiya was really happy,not because he was thinking something dirty,he is proud of Naruto of doing what he said.......
Naruto:I........wanted to tell you.........that I love you.........much more than a good ninja friend.............
Hinata:Thank you,Naruto-kun........
Naruto:Hinata..........
Hinata:Yes?
Naruto:Would you.......ehhhhh.......... be my girlfriend?
Hinata:*Smile*.............................Yeeeeeeeeesssss!
To be continued...
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