Historia de Naruto 10

Adventures of Naruto....

Starring....

Naruto

Pablo

Lee

Mark

Neji

Shino

Shikamaru

Chouji

Kiba

Hinata

Ino

Sakura

Tenten

Kakashi

Jiraiya

Iruka

Gai

Anko

Kurenai

Tsunade

Gaara

Temari

Kankuro

Sasuke

Orochimaru

Zabuza

Kabuto

Episode 10

Those fucking speakers!

We remember those pervs............I mean,the teachers Kakashi and Jiraiya doing the"contest"to Anko and Tsunade but nobody won......................after that contest,Jiraiya went to Pablo's room to make a hole in the room..........why he didn't do it to the safe?Well,the safe is made from iron,so he can't make a hole to the safe...............

Jiraiya:At last!I am gonna use those speakers for my videos!......................Well,I'll have to remain hidden until he comes...............what time is it?............4:30 pm................the training finishes at 5 o'clock..............this will take a while...................

After 30 minutes,at the dojo...............

Pablo:Whew!That was exhausting!

Mark:You tell me,those kicks of Gai are really hard to make!

Gai:Ok,young people!!That was a great workout!Give yourself a rest and tomorrow we will start training again!

Mark:Hey,Pablo!What are you going to do now?Wanna play soccer?

Pablo:Nah,I'll just go to my room and rest............I am really tired........

Tenten:Hey,Mark,how about if we.........uhhhhh...........you know........hang out together somewhere?

Mark:Sure,where do you wanna go?

Tenten:I was thinking.....to go to the jacuzzi.....

Mark:............................Ok,let's go then........

Tenten:Just one thing..............we will be only the both of us.........alone......that's why I brought my best pink bikini.............

Mark:Ohhh..............I see your point...............ehhh Pablo!Could you bring me my"secret"water,please?

Pablo:What"secret water"?

Mark:C'mere!.................The secret water is actually a bottle of sake with low alcohol whisky...................is for"special occasions".........

Pablo:Ohhhh...............I get it..................so this is...........ok I'll bring it to you now the secret water........................here,take it and have fun with Tenten.............

Mark:Thanks,and good luck with your date!

Pablo:What date?

Mark:You know..............

Pablo:With who?

Mark:Don't play dumb with me.......you know the person who are you going out for a date........

Pablo:Huh?Who?

Mark:Ino,you dumbass!

Pablo:What!?I haven't asked her out yet!.................Or I did?

Mark:I don't know man but I heard that she is heading to your room,to meet you there...........later!

Pablo:Later!..............Well,that's weird,I haven't asked her out yet.....................or I did?Either way,I will have her in my room.................but who told her that I wanted her in my room?

After the training,Pablo was really confused about if he had asked Ino out or not,either way,he was going to find out in his room...............he went to his room and took a shower before he meets Ino...............

Pablo:That was a great,hot shower!..........Well,I better dress up and play Guitar Hero II with the guitar controller before Ino comes................which song will I play?Maybe"Six"from the band"All that remains"...................

(Note from the authors:We really like videogames and this stories of Naruto,so we have"fusioned"anime with more anime and videogames throughout the episodes of Naruto.........also that we like rock music and others.......we hope that you can recognize them all throughout all the episodes........)

After 10 minutes.....

Knock*knock*

Pablo:Who is it?

Ino:It's me!

Pablo:Hang on a second!................Ok,I have the PS2,the t.v.,the computer.................almost forgot............

Pablo opened the safe and he leaved it that way.....

Pablo:Just in case we wanna listen to some music,the speakers are in the safe and my ipod too.................Ok,you can come in,Ino!

Door opens*

Door closes*

Ino:Hi Pablo,how are you?

Pablo:Fine and you?

Ino:Fine............

And those two began talking and talking of many things,and while they were talking,Jiraiya stealed the speakers and he went to his room.............meanwhile,Pablo and Ino were talking a little more................ehhhh........you know........spicy.......

Pablo:I always thought that you were pretty in your personality and also in your dangerous curves,you know?

Ino:I thought the same for you........................and also that you saved my life twice,first at the forest and then against the teachers.......................you are always thinking about the others instead of yourself...................

Pablo:You know...............I never thanked you when I first came here,you were the one who showed me the place............

Ino:There is no need to thank me................

Pablo:....................Ino-chan................you know that,for me,you are the most beautiful in this house..............and in the world........

Ino:You are so sweet............................

Pablo:Ino-chan...................I like you........you know?

Ino:Really?........................I like you,too.............

Pablo:..............Ino-chan........ehhh.....will you be my girlfriend?

Ino:........Yes!.............I was hoping that you were going to ask me that!

Pablo:You did?

Ino:Yes,sweetie.

Pablo:Ehhhh........Ino?

Ino:Yes?

Pablo:Who told you that I wanted you here?

Ino:What?You didn't want me to be here?

Pablo:No is not that........

Ino:It was Jiraiya who told me about our date.........

Pablo:!!!!!Jiraiya!?

Ino:Yeah,he told me that YOU wanted the date to be in your room......

Pablo's mind:Hold up a second!That means..............oh shit!My speakers!They are gone!

Ino:What are you looking for,sweetie?

Pablo:My speakers!They are gone!

Ino:I'll help you find them,ok?

Pablo:Ok,but first,let's visit Jiraiya and"ask"him if he has seen my speakers....

Ino:Whatever you say...........

And so,Pablo and Ino went to look for Jiraiya to ask him about the speakers...........but,Jiraiya was looking one of his videos,again...................

Jiraiya:Ohhh yeah!This new videos and these speakers are really great!

Knock*knock*knock*

Pablo:Jiraiya!It's me,Pablo!Open up,I need to speak to you!

Door opens*

Pablo:Ino,I'll be back in a second ok?

Ino:Ok,I'll be outside.........

Door closes*

Pablo:Jiraiya,I want to tell you two things.............first,thank you for the extra help with Ino......................and second,I know that you have my speakers,so give them back to me,please.....

Jiraiya:Awww come on,I'm having fun with those!

Pablo:Doing what?Looking porn?

Jiraiya:Ehhhh............that is not of your bussiness!

Pablo:Yeah,sure.............now,will you please give them back to me?

Jiraiya:Ok,ok,but first,I have to prove that with these speakers I can tear a girl's outfit off.....

Door opens*

Ino:Pablo,are you done yet?I wanna go to the jacuzzi.........

Jiraiya:Just in time,Ino.You are about to be tested by me!

Ino:What kind of test?

Pablo:Jiraiya,don't........

Jiraiya:Stay still.............1,2,3!

Unfortunately,Jiraiya turned on the speakers in maximum volume and the sound of the speakers made Ino's clothes to come off and.........that leaved her naked............and......

Jiraiya:I knew it would work!Ino,despite your youth you are sexy.......

Ino:Pablo,I didn't thought that you wanted to see me naked,but if you want,I'm all yours...........

Jiraiya and Pablo stared at Ino with their mouth opened,like saying"wow!",but when Pablo looked Jiraiya........

Pablo:You.......you.......

Jiraiya:Oh,oh......

Pablo:Fucking cocksucker!

Pablo was really upset that he punched Jiraiya in his face so hard that he sent him to the floor.......

Jiraiya:Ouch........

Pablo:Ino put some clothes,will ya?

Ino:What?You don't like my body?

Pablo:It's not that,It is the fact that Jiraiya saw you naked and he stealed my speakers......

Ino:Ok,then.......I'll put my clothes on...........

Pablo:Oh,and,about the jacuzzi,I have one in my room,in my bathroom......

Ino:Great!Now we can have a wild night there!Let's go!Last who gets there will do the laundry!

Pablo:Hey,hold up!See ya,Jiraiya!

Pablo and Ino went to their room to have a wild night at their private jacuzzi..............Jiraiya was a little sad because he was going to use those speakers to see porn with Tsunade and maybe do something else with her.........meanwhile.........at the teachers lounge..........

Kakashi:Well,I think that these guys are ready for a quiz..........like for being chunnin or whatsoever..........

Gai:But,not all of them are fully healed about that last battle they had.........

Tsunade:Don't worry,I'll heal them up for the quiz.......

Anko:But,Kakashi,what about Pablo?He is not in a group,you know.................at least Mark is in your group but Pablo trains alone..........

Iruka:Yeah,but he is always friendly to all of the students and the teachers...........

Kakashi:Hmmm........he is agressive in battle but friendly at people..........

Jiraiya:He oftens eat ramen with me.............sometimes.......

Gai:He is the power of the youth!And Lee,too........

Anko:He likes to be with everyone,but,someone is always with him...............

Gai:Who?

Anko:Ino............

Asuma:What!?

Anko:Oh,hi,Asuma..................I was saying that your student Ino is always with Pablo in the classes seated next to him,in the trainings,in the games room,in the dojo,well,she is everywhere with him.........

Gai:You know what?My Lee is hanging out with Sakura,and Tenten hangs out with Mark..............

Kakashi:That's weird.............Naruto hangs out with Hinata all the time..........

Jiraiya:Don't tell me that you don't know what is going on......

Kakashi:I don't know...............tell us......

Jiraiya:All these guys are in love with each other!All those guys are couples!Lee with Sakura,Pablo with Ino,Tenten with Mark and Naruto with Hinata!

All except Jiraiya:What!?Oh my God!

Jiraiya's mind:Jesus,these guys are as blind as a bat.........

Kakashi:Why we didn't notice that before?

Jiraiya:Well,don't ask me that.............

Door opens*

Pablo:Sorry for interrupting,but you have to come now.........

Ino:It is an emergency!Something very bad happened near our house!Come to the general lounge at the 2nd floor!

Pablo:Hold up!Ino-chan!Shit,she went off.........

Suddenly,all the teachers were looking Pablo..........

Pablo:What?I have kisses of lipstick on my face?

All the teachers:Yeah!What were you doing with Ino?

Pablo:Ehhhh......look at the time!I have to be at the general lounge now.......

It was 8:30 pm. and none of the teachers knew what was going on...............at the lounge.........

Kiba:This is horrible........

Pablo:Is it on chanel 5?

Kiba:No,I am seeing a puppy novel.......

Pablo:Change to chanel 5!This is something serious!

Kiba:Ok,ok!Jeez..........

Kakashi:What is the emergency?

Ino:Come here and look at the t.v.

Tv:In the news today,Oliver Atom and the Newbie are the champions of their league,the team of Steve Hyuga couldn't surpass Oliver and his team including Benji Price and others.......

Chouji:I knew it!Mark,give me my 20 bucks!

Mark:Fucking Steve Hyuga..........

Gai:That was it?

Pablo:No,listen......

Tv:And we have bad news today......the Academy of Ninjas near the restaurant of the Ichiraku at the village of the Konoha has been attacked by unknown ninjas and leaved a trail of blood and murder............near 70 genins were killed along with kids............10 jounins were killed also.............

Kakashi:Jesus Christ!

Jiraiya:God........

Anko:Those ARE bad news.........

Ino:Even kids are dead.........what kind of monsters would have done that?

Mark:Orochimaru and his gang................the ninjas of the Sand village and the ninjas of the Sound village.......

To be continued......

Historia de Naruto 9

Adventures of Naruto....

Starring.....

Naruto

Pablo

Lee

Mark

Chouji

Shino

Kiba

Akamaru

Shikamaru

Neji

Hinata

Ino

Sakura

Tenten

Kakashi

Jiraiya

Gai

Iruka

Tsunade

Anko

Kurenai

Orochimaru

Kabuto

Zabuza

Gaara

Kankuro

Temari

Episode 9

We remember our heroes that finished their horrible fight........and now they are back at their normal trainings.............And today,Pablo has bought something new..........

At the dining room......

Pablo:Yo,everyone!I bought something new!Look!

Mark:What?An ipod?

Pablo:No,not that.I've got some speakers to my ipod!And they have REALLY HIGH VOLUME!!!

Kakashi:That could be very useful for our trainings........do you have relaxing music there?

Pablo:No,I have rock music and other things.......

Ino:That could be very useful in parties...........

Pablo:Yeah,maybe...

Jiraiya:Those speakers........they can be used as normal amps or speakers right?

Pablo:With some mp3 players or maybe some dvd videos...............

Jiraiya:You know,I was wondering,if those speakers have really high volume,maybe they can tear a woman's clothes off,leaving her naked................

Pablo:Uhhh,Jiraiya,I will not let you do that even if they are not my speakers.....

Jiraiya:Come on,I want those for my p........I mean,my films............

Pablo:No,no and no.They are mine and I will only borrow it if I am there and also if it is only to listen music and to see videos,and only healthy videos.....

After that,Pablo went off......

Jiraiya:Just great!Pablo has those cool speakers but he dosen't want to borrow it to me!Shit!I'll have to think of something to get those speakers for me.......hmmm.........I can maybe steal them when he is asleep...........No,he will know that it was me............hmmmm.........

Ino:I hope that I will be in time to be at Iruka's multi-class,because I haven't finished my investigation about famous ninjas.....

Sakura:Yeah,I haven't finished my math classwork of yesterday.....

Jiraiya:That gives me an idea!Ehemm,Ino!

Ino:Yeah?

Jiraiya:Come over here,just a second......

Ino:What is it?

Jiraiya:Ehhh,I wanted to ask you..............ehhh.......you love Pablo,don't you?

Ino:Yes....................but I cannot get his attention............

Jiraiya's mind:Haha!This will might give me some advantage..

Ino:Why do you ask anyway?

Jiraiya:Ehhh.......Pablo wants to meet with you at his room after classes and after the trainings.........as a date......

Ino:Really!?Oh my God!I am soooooooooo excited!What do I wear?Sakura!You have to help me out here!I have a date!Wohoooo!

Jiraiya's mind:Heh,foolish girl...........now.....let's see........I can make a hole in the room while he is training,because he has his safe where he puts everything little as the speakers,so when he is on his"date",I can secretly take those speakers for me!Muhahahahahahaha!.............

Meanwhile.......

Iruka:Ok,class we've finished Social Studies and now we finish Science...................who can tell what type of dog live in Alaska?

Kiba:The Husky dog,sir.

Iruka:Well done,Kiba.Now that I remember,I recently found out that one of the U.S. warheroes,the one that saved the world from Metal Gear,likes husky dogs............

Rrrriiiiiiing*

Iruka:That's the bell!Remember,today,everybody must be early for the body-working class of Gai-sensei.And.............Sakura-chan,that was a great investigation about Rikimaru,the famous ninja of Tenchu,who he lives because of his shadow............that is all............let's go to eat!

12:45 pm.At the dining room......

Pablo:Mmmmmmm.......................lasagna!Who made it?

Jiraiya:Cooker Jiraiya,at your service..........

Pablo:It smells good.........how many trays do you have of that?

Jiraiya:Uhhhhh............6 of them,two huge trays for Mark and Chouji,one for you and the other two for the rest.......

Pablo:Thanks!Now I will start eating now.....

Jiraiya:Heh,people are starting to come now..........

Mark:Oh God!Lasagna!

Chouji:I'll finish the first tray!

Mark:We will see about that.........

Hinata:Naruto-kun.........let's seat together.

Naruto:Of course,why not,Hinata......

Ino:Pablo.................

Pablo:Munch*munch*Yes?

Ino:Can..........I...........seat here?

Pablo:Of course,Ino-chan.You and all of the guys that live here are my best friends except for one that is not here named Moises...........

Ino:Thanks.....uhhh,what's for lunch?

Pablo:Lasagna,one of my favorites....

Ino:Me too!And pizza too!

Pablo:Same for me.......do you like crab?

Ino:Not much,I like better tuna or lobster.

Pablo:I like tuna,but not lobster.......

Meanwhile.......

Mark:Buuuurrp*I've finished my plate number 32!

Chouji:Me too!

Mark:Let''s go to the plate number forty!

Chouji:I bet that you won't reach that number!

Meanwhile.......

Kakashi:So when are we going to do the tournament?

Gai:We will do it when the 3rd Hokage tells us.....

Anko:Thank God that if somebody dies it will not be my responsability.....

Iruka:What!?Are you insane!?In fact,I don't know if these guys are ready for a tournament..........

Kakashi:Uhhhh.........Jiraiya!When are you going to make.........you know........the book.......

Jiraiya:I am finishing it,but still it will take some time to go out to the market........

Kurenai:Well,that's much for the eating.................last who finishes washes the dishes!

At that time,almost everyone had finished their lunch except.....

Naruto:Wait!Hold up!I don't wanna........

Kakashi:Well,it seems that Naruto will wash the dishes..

Pablo:Good thing I finished on time......

Mark:I am really full...............

Chouji:I can't even think about eating another bag of chips...

Everybody went off,leaving Naruto and Hinata behind......

Naruto:Oohh just great!Now I have to wash the dishes!At least you will help me,Hinata..........right?

Hinata:Of-of course Naruto-kun........and maybe we will do another"washing",that will make me"slip"my hand a-ny-where on your hot body.........

Naruto:Hinata,are you.............getting excited?

Hinata:O-of course not Naruto-kun.....

Naruto:I like you when you are horny.............

Hinata:Hihi,then I will give you some good"rubbing"and "cleaning" you will give me thanks for......

The following scene is REALLY GOING to be censored......after one hour......

Naruto:Ohhhh..........that"cleaning"and"rubbing"were really great,Hinata,thank you.....

Hinata:No problem,Naruto-kun..........I hope that we can repeat this again sometime,in our room........

Naruto:Hehehehe......

Meanwhile,at the dojo..........

Pablo:Damn!I am trying to get to that dummy bag with a flying kick but I can't get to the top!Shit!

Lee:Yo!What's up?

Pablo:I am training........but I can't make my flying kick higher to hit better the dummy bag.........

Lee:Are you training with extra weight?

Pablo:Yeah,like you do on your legs,but I am starting with light training,with weights of 2 lbs.and a half on each leg

Lee:Just keep in mind that if you train kicks with those,do it just smoothly or you will injure your knees.......

Pablo:Yeah I know that........

Lee:How about if I get you more weights?Like of 20 lbs. on each leg?

Pablo:Ok,but I don't know if I am strong enough for those weights,because I have the"heart problem"and"breathing problem"......

Lee:What problems?

Pablo:Well,it happens when I am playing soccer or if I am training.........I get tired very fast but I keep going but sometimes,making myself go on,my heart begins to pump like crazy and it hurts and then,I cannot breathe deeply and I begin panting..............it is not asma because I have seen my doctor...................

Lee:Hmmm........

Pablo:But,the Gatorade helps me to recover my energy,and it really works!

Lee:Well,at least you have that juice to help you out.....

Pablo:Yeah...........so,when are you going to give me those weights?

Lee:I'll see if I can get them for you in a week,ok?

Pablo:Ok..............You know what?I don't need em'.........thanks anyway.......

Lee:Keep training until then........oh and........don't push yourself too hard..........

Pablo:Yeah I know that.....

Lee:Later!

Pablo:Later!

Pablo continued his training while Lee was walking to meet someone............meanwhile......

Rrring*

Pablo:Huh?My cellphone!................Hello?

?:Pablo!

Pablo:Huh!?Jhun!

Jhun:Hey man,when are you going back to the U.S.?

Pablo:I'll go near the next King Of Fighters tournament..........so,master,what's up?

Jhun:Nothing new.......Kim is still training with me and May Lee Jinju is his student...........

Pablo:Sweet.So,how is Kyo doing?

Jhun:The same,fighting with Iori and training with Shingo......

Pablo:And Malin with Athena and Hinako?

Jhun:They are doing fine.............dude,you better call this guys for a while ok?All of them miss you since your last departure from the King Of Fighters Tournament........

Pablo:Ok..........later!

Jhun:Later!

Click*

Pablo:Maybe I should call those guys......

Rrrriiing*

Pablo:Again!?..............Hello?

?:Pablo!How you been doing?

Pablo:Trunks!?

Trunks:What's up?How are you?

Pablo:Man................Fine and you?

Trunks:Fine...........Hey,man I was wondering if you could come,like for a visit......

Pablo:I don't know,dude.My mates from The King Of Fighters are inviting me too..........

Trunks:Invite them here......

Pablo:What!?

Trunks:Yeah,we are going to have a BIG party,you know............and almost everyone are invited,the ninjas from Naruto,including you,also the guys of Dragonball Z,the little dudes of Pokemon and many others......

Pablo:This will be the greatest party of all!I'll tell everybody...........when is the party?

Trunks:Next week,Friday at 7 o'clock.

Pablo:Ok.I have to go man,see ya!

Trunks:Later!

Click*

Pablo:Man,I haven't been to a party since last one that Naruto got drunk..............this will be the greatest party of all!

Meanwhile.........Jiraiya,Kakashi,Anko and Tsunade are playing strip poker...................

Jiraiya:I won!Full house!Drop your bra,Tsunade!

Kakashi:You too Anko!I've got poker of queens!

Anko:That's not fair!

Tsunade:You are cheating!

Kakashi and Jiraiya:Awww come on!We are not able to do that!(maybe.....).

Anko:I'll only show mine to Kakashi......

Jiraiya,trying to mock Tsunade,picked up two melons and.....

Jiraiya:Kakashi!Guess who I am?

Kakashi:Tsunade!

Tsunade:Hey mine are bigger!

Tsunade proving that she had bigger breasts,she pulled her bra out of her body.....

Kakashi:Wow......

Jiraiya:Yeah......

Anko:You two are wrong!I have better and bigger breasts!Look!

Anko pulled her bra out and......

Anko:See?

Kakashi:Whoah.......

Jiraiya:Hmmm.............I can't decide which are better...........

Anko:Mine are better!

Tsunade:No,mine are better!

Jiraiya:Let me decide this with Kakashi.........

Anko:How?

Jiraiya:Each one of us will grab each of your breasts and we will decide who wins,ok?

Tsunade and Anko:.......................Ok.

Jiraiya:Kakashi!Start with Tsunade,ok?

Kakashi:With pleasure.........

And the pervs,I mean,the teachers started the contest.......

Anko:Oh,yes!Jiraiya,you are an expert on this!

Jiraiya:You bet your breasts that I am!

Tsunade:Ohhhh Kakashi!That is good!

Kakashi:Of course......

After 30 minutes..........

Jiraiya:Kakashi!Switch!

Kakashi:Ok!Anko,get over here!

After 5 minutes.....

Anko:Oooohhhh Kakashi!You are way better than Jiraiya!

Tsunade:Yeah baby,I want your strong hands on me.......ohhhhh!

After 30 minutes......

Jiraiya:Well,Kakashi and me talked about your breasts and....

Anko:And?

Jiraiya:You are tied.............

Anko and Tsunade:What!?

Kakashi:Sorry but the two of you are hot,but I don't know which is better.........

To be continued.....

Historia de Naruto 8

Adventures of Naruto...

Starring...

Pablo

Ino

Mark

Tenten

Lee

Sakura

Naruto

Hinata

Shikamaru

Kiba

Akamaru

Chouji

Neji

Sasuke

Shino

Kakashi

Kurenai

Tsunade

Jiraiya

Anko

Iruka

Gaara

Orochimaru

Temari

Kankuro

Kabuto

Episode 8

Armaggedon part 3

We remember our heroes that were planning to defeat Gaara's gang by luring Gaara's gang and the teachers into an open field,which is a desert near Gaara's village.........Lee went to lure the teachers while Pablo went to lure Gaara's gang........it looks that Lee is doing his job easily......

Lee:Over here!

Kakashi:Get him!

Gai:.........!Wha!?Where did he go?

Lee:I am over here!

But,to Pablo,it seems that it is more difficult than expected....

Pablo:I won't lose to you,Kabuto!Oooooh!Watatatata!Wah!Wata!(The King of Fighters,Kim's special move)

Just instantly,Pablo launched a combo with kicks really fast,and he launched Kabuto into the air and Pablo kicked him to the ground.....

Kabuto:I knew that you will be this powerful........agh........but you didn't expect me to come alone,do you?

Pablo:Shit......

Suddenly,an enemy was behind Pablo.......

Orochimaru:Stay still or I'll cut your throat.......

Pablo:!!!

Kabuto:Now you see?You can't win......

Pablo:........I.....I....give up.....

Orochimaru:Good.Now you will have to tell us where are your friends or you will die,but first..............

Pablo:Agh!

Orochimaru hit Pablo and left him unconscious and Kabuto carried him to their HQ,but......

Pablo's mind:Everything is as planned.............

Meanwhile,Lee has arrived at the desert........

Lee's mind:Pablo,where the hell are you?I can't hold for much longer......

20 minutes later,at Gaara's hideout.....

Kankuro:Answer me!Where are your friends hiding now?

Pablo:Agh...........they are...........at the desert........200 meters from here........agh.

Kankuro:Good.Temari,keep an eye on him while I go and tell Gaara about this.......

Temari:Ok..........

Kankuro went off to tell Gaara about "the hideout".......

Temari:Uhh,Pablo?

Pablo:Yes?Agh.........

Temari:What does Shikamaru thinks about me?

Pablo:What!?

Temari:I think he is cute,although he is lazy though........

Pablo:Don't tell me that you have a crush on him......

Temari:What!Is there a problem with that!?

Pablo:No..........but everybody is in love with someone.....

Temari:Tell you what.........I let you go if you tell me what does Shikamaru thinks about me.....

Pablo:Well,Chouji told me that he loves you too.............

Temari:He said that?Hold on,you are not lying to me do ya?

Pablo:Do you think that Chouji lies?

Temari:I don't know.....

Pablo:You can prove it out there.........

Temari:Really?

Pablo:Yup,just tell him to take a walk with you while we are fighting and...............well you know the rest.

Kankuro:Hey Temari!We are going to fight!Let's go!

Temari:Just a second!Hmmm.........if that's the case........here take this keys to go outside but to the back door...........and...

Click*

Pablo:Wha!?

Temari:Now that's for the chains...........all of the chains are weak now........

Pablo:Thanks......

Temari:And if Shikamaru invites me for a date?

Pablo:Tell him to go to the real secret hideout of Shikamaru......

Temari:So this hideout is not from Shikamaru?

Pablo:No

Temari:Ok..............!.......Quick!Act as if we were insulting each other!

Pablo:Wha!?

Temari:You scum!Did you think that we will be defeated?

Pablo:Ehhh.....

Kankuro:Sister!Let's go!

Temari:After we kill your friends I'll finish you!

Pablo:Huh?

Temari in low voice:Thanks!

And they both went to kill our heroes...........

Pablo:Heh,now I've got to go to my friends and tell them to get out and see how our enemies are defeated.............

And Pablo went to meet his friends and he found Lee...

Lee:You came back!And our enemies?

Pablo:They could arrive at any minute.Bring our friends here so they can watch the show,meanwhile I will be distracting the teachers,ok?

Lee:Ok.Guys!You can come out now!

Pablo:What the!?They were here all the time!?

Lee:Yeah,but they were hidden all the time.Look,they are on top of those little canyons......

Pablo:Tell them to get down here,just in case........and do it quickly because Gaara's gang is coming!Damn!I CAN'T SHOVE THEM OFF!

Lee:Teachers!Look over there!

Gai:What?

Kakashi:Huh?

Pablo and Lee used that as a distraction to quickly hide from the teachers,and the teachers saw Gaara's gang but....

Pablo:Lee,it dosen't seem that the teachers are going to attack,it seems that..............oh shit!They just told them where we are!

Lee:No!It cannot be!Now what are we going to do!?

Pablo:I think that the only option is to fight them until Jiraiya comes with those gas bombs...........

Lee:Speaking of which.........Jiraiya is here,but he can't use the gas bombs beacuse those bombs need chacra,so we have to fight the teachers until then.....

Pablo:Oh,that's just great!What a fucking situation we have now.......

Lee:Guys get down here!We are gonna fight Gaara!

Naruto:What!?

Mark:The plan didn't work?

Hinata:I am too scared to go and fight.............

Kiba:This is a suicide!

Pablo:Is the only choice we have until Jiraiya prepares those gas bombs....

Neji:Then let's go.........

Shikamaru:We won't be beaten so easily.

Sakura:I'll protect my friends at all costs...

Shino:I won't die so easily....

Pablo:Shino!

Ino:Me neither...

Pablo:Ino!

Lee:I'll prove to my sensei that I was trained well....

Tenten:I'll prove to Mark that I am not weak...

Pablo:My friends,we will win this battle,we will prove that none of us are weak,so let's go!

And,in the scorching heat,both groups were running to kill each other.....this scene remembers me of a videogame,a bloody fighting game................Mortal Kombat Armaggedon,perhaps?Anyway,both groups were running and when they finally reached each other,the battle started................It was unbelievable how our heroes and also their enemies were fighting so well................For example,Naruto was fighting Kakashi and Shikamaru was behind Naruto while Temari was behind Kakashi.Naruto tried with the Rasengan but Kakashi evaded it and used the thousand years of pain,but Shikamaru sent him flying with a hit from his shadow and when Temari and Shikamaru saw each other.......

Temari:Uhh.......Shikamaru,how are you?

Shikamaru:Except for this battle,fine and you?

Temari:Fine........uhh......Shikamaru?

Shikamaru:Yeah?

Temari:How about...........if we.............you know............take a walk?

Shikamaru:Ehh,sure,why not?

Temari's mind:So he wasn't lying after all................

And they both went off..........meanwhile,Pablo was fighting Sasuke while Mark was fighting Gaara..........

Sasuke:Since the start I knew,that you were the bad ones and you were going to kill me!Now die!Chidori!

Pablo:Stupid.......

Pablo evaded the Chidori and.....

Pablo:Aigaigaigaigai!Oh!Desoken!(The King of Fighters,Jhun Hoon special move)

Pablo used once again his legs to create a combo with cutting wind and he sent flying Sasuke,meanwhile,Gaara is fighting Mark.....

Gaara:You can't do a thing.The sand will always protect me.....

Mark:Let's see if you can handle this.........Fog clone jutsu!

Mark kicked Gaara up high and he jumped to hit him,but the sand protected him,but the real Mark was on the ground so when Gaara was falling.......

Mark:Raikoken!(The King Of Fighters,Benimaru normal move).

Mark punched Gaara with a purple thunder bolt and sent Gaara flying...meanwhile.....

Temari:I always thought that you were cute,Shikamaru.....

Shikamaru:Me too,Temari...

Temari and Shikamaru:Sigh*

What a stupid love scene!I mean,meanwhile.........

Kakashi:Naruto will pay for this!Ooooogh!Raikiri!

At the other side.....

Sasuke:Agh......Pablo!Aaaaaagh!Chidori!

Kakashi was getting near Naruto but Naruto jumped to avoid getting hit,but....

Naruto:Pablo!Watch out!

Pablo:What the!?

Pablo saw Sasuke and Kakashi coming to him but he evaded both of them and....

Kakashi and Sasuke:Oh no!

Boom*

Kakashi's Lightning Edge and Sasuke's Chidori maked an explosion that affected all who were there,except...

Shikamaru:Look!Fireworks!

Temari:So romantic......

And they started kissing each other..........ehem!Meanwhile....Neji was fighting Kurenai and she had a kunai in her hand while Hinata was fighting Anko and Neji was going to hit Kurenai in her weak spots but Kurenai throwed the kunai............the kunai saved Kiba's life because it hitted on Zabuza's sword,letting Kiba to use Akamaru as a clone to help him...............And Neji attacked Hinata,accidentally because Kurenai placed Hinata in front of Neji...

Hinata:Aaaaa!

Neji:Cousin!No!

Just suddenly.....

Tenten:Get out of there,Neji!

Tenten throwed what it seems a normal kunai,but.....

Anko and Kurenai:Oh no!

Boom*

It was an explosive kunai!

Neji:Thanks!

Meanwhile,Ino was fighting Tsunade and she throwed her purple flowers with poison,and some of them hit Tsunade,but some others hit Pablo,Gai,Kabuto,and Chouji.......and Naruto was thinking something.......

Naruto:If they have those bloodthirsty desires because of the gas bombs,maybe make them bleed will stop all this........I have to try..........Hey,everyone,look at me!

Everyone:?

Naruto:Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!(Shadow clone jutsu)...............now........Henge!

Now this was really impressive............Naruto used the Kage Bunshin No Jutsu to make clones of himself and the Sexy no jutsu to make the guys bleed,and they bleed really hard!But,it still seems that the technique didn't cure the teachers............but......

Jiraiya:I have the gas bombs ready!Oh crap!Everyone are fighting for their lives!I have never saw this kind of battle!

Gamabunta:Jiraiya!Let's go now or I will not take you nowhere,you heard me?

Jiraiya:Just a second,boss.Man,this frog is starting to piss me off...........

Gamabunta:What did you just say?

Jiraiya:Nothing,boss.Let's go!

And Jiraiya went to a high canyon......meanwhile.......

Pablo:Damn it!We are surrounded!

Mark:This fucking cocksuckers won't leave us!

Lee:Agh......is this the end?

Ino:We were so close......

Tenten:................

Hinata:Naruto-kun.......

Naruto:I am here,I'll protect you....

Neji:Shit........

Kiba:Don't worry,Akamaru,you are free to go.........I won't let you die because of me....

Akamaru:Guau guau!(I won't leave my master!)

Shino:Not even my best hornets were able to stop these guys........

Orochimaru:Well,it is time for you to die!

Kabuto:Orochimaru-sama,watch out!Bombs!

Jiraiya throwed the bombs and they fell right were the teachers were and.........

Kakashi:Uhh....

Gai:My head......

Iruka:Huh?What the!?What are we doing here?

Anko:I only remember that we fell into a hole and.........

Kurenai:Me too......

Pablo:We are saved!Jiraiya did it!

Gaara:Next time you won't be so lucky..........let's get outta here!

Meanwhile...........

Temari:Shikamaru,it seems that I have to go now.....

Shikamaru:Awww,come on!Well,when do we meet again?

Temari:How about friday at your hideout?At dawn?

Shikamaru:Ok...........good bye!

Temari:Bye!

20 minutes later,at the Ninjas House.......everyone were at the nursery room to cure the wounds of the battle......

Kakashi:Did all of us were really fighting our students?

Jiraiya:Yeah.And all of these little fellas made the battle of their lives against all of you.......

Gai:Thank God we didn't kill anybody..............

Jiraiya:Good thing that I didn't fell into any of those holes.....

Iruka:I hope that these guys can recover from their injures soon.............and then I will invite all of them to eat ramen......

To be continued......